I thought of joining YAWN. Y-A-W-N, short for "Your Actions We Need", a local men rights group. Then I had a glimpse of its agenda through one of its pioneering member: "Most of these abuses come in form of men being denied of various things by their partner, including but not limited to, sex, one night stand, own salary, watching soccer, magic shows." Incidently, he is a magician. I smelled conspiracy. Then, the founder, Dr Lim proclaimed: "We welcome all to join us in our brotherly journey. Membership is free as long as you know how to play golf." Hey, is he looking for golf buddies or what? But I don't play golf, man!
Gosh, there goes my free one year’s subscription of Playboy magazine!
Yo brother, great spoof there!
Don't ask me how I know he is no sister - I just know.