The Skimpy and the Dippy

I was reading blatantly, or rather ogling, some bimbo's blog – defined as one filled with mountains of pictures of binge drinking, big boobs and beautiful people, amidst minimal words - when I came across one snapshot of the celebrity blogger in white skimpy bikini – sadness of sadness – submerged in pool's water with a simple caption of how she would love to swim everyday.

Now, that reminded me of what I used to rant about one day having a pool on my front yard where every morning, upon opening a glass screen, I could jump straight into it. Or even better, I could jump off a balcony, hitting the freezing water butt or leg first - I've never learn to dive head down. And I still harbour a secret wish of swimming nude in some open sea far away. Imagine the indignity, the indiscretion, the indecent exposure! No, I'm no flasher, but what immense freedom!

Alright, I know, nude swimming is no longer something to go wild about...