#1 Have you heard of a man dying from the bite of a snake? Well...actually,nobody has ever died from the bite of a snake...they only die from the venom of a snake...
Now, am I hearing awkward silence?
#2 There were ten fishes in a fishbowl. Then one died, and nine remained. But the water level in the bowl had risen. Why?
Answer: Because the nine fishes were crying.
More awkward silence?...Or is that anger bottled up?
You know what? I think infuriating lame jokers ought to be stoned or strangled...
starting with that Airforce Major who quipped #1 to perfection...haha. But how I enjoyed his speech last Friday.