Monday, February 12, 2007

Lame Jokes of the Day

#1 Have you heard of a man dying from the bite of a snake? Well...actually,nobody has ever died from the bite of a snake...they only die from the venom of a snake...

Now, am I hearing awkward silence?

#2 There were ten fishes in a fishbowl. Then one died, and nine remained. But the water level in the bowl had risen. Why?

Answer: Because the nine fishes were crying.

More awkward silence?...Or is that anger bottled up?

You know what? I think infuriating lame jokers ought to be stoned or strangled...

starting with that Airforce Major who quipped #1 to perfection...haha. But how I enjoyed his speech last Friday.

1 comment:

d said...

i liked the 2nd one. it made me chuckle. :)