What you should not do to shorten your life span (the tongue-in-cheek version):
1) Talking behind people's back, according to Chinese superstition, reduces life span (seriously, I try not to, I swear and sweat against the urge each time...).
2) Bearing grudges can cause relentless heartaches (an absolute taboo, especially against your bosses which may also result in a premature death to your career).
3) Smoke, drink or have oral sex - while driving that is (you think all these is just common sense, but somebody is bound to do it).
4) Comparing your income with others and asking why that you earn less can be mind-boggling, resulting in dead brain cells (hey, how did that Ah Beng who flunk his PSLE ended up earning 6K per month!?).
5) Try to beat the red light by dashing across the road in Singapore. The drivers dare you to try and can't wait to crush your bones (the problem lies in the mastery and power-crazy mentality, I think).
6) Leer at a absolutely gorgeous lass walking with a bouncer-like boyfriend down Orchard (the consequence is only inevitable and devastating).
7) Walk or sit behind a smoker (though somehow the sticky stench at times, fondly reminded me of the National Stadium during Malaysia Cup days).
That completes my rule of 7, for your pleasure, for my leisure.
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